All forms of media are getting too long-winded for TWID's taste. So let's forget the prose and preamble and just get to this list of 236:
- Curly Fries
- Wooded Trails
- Bubble Wrap
- Wireless Surround Sound Speakers
- Sam Adams Cherry Wheat
- Baseball Stadiums
- Dolphins Flipping
- Go-Karts
- Grizzly Bears
- Fat Kids Dressed Up On Halloween
- MacGyver's Haircut
- Google TV
- Dessert Wine
- Pumpkin Pie
- Kayaking
- White Water Rafting
- Tubing Down A Lazy River
- Scotch
- Scratching An Itch
- iPads
- Getting Bored and Drinking Edible Sex Lubricant
- Smartphones
- Reliable Staplers
- Free Legal Pads
- Thong Sandals
- Wilt Chamberlain Stories
- BS Reports
- Craig Kilborn in Old School
- ATV’s
- 80” LED HDTV’S
- Storage Containers
- Puppies
- Alex Trebek’s Once Relentless Mustache
- Bulk Pack Of Nutter Butters
- Southpark Season 10 DVD
- Gmail
- Now 27
- Now 4
- Now 11
- Nipple Slips
- British Mischief
- Draught Beer
- Telemundo
- Numbers Higher Than 11
- Disgruntled Raccoons
- The Rainforests
- Potato Cannons
- Gross Volumes Of Confetti
- Macaroni And Cheese
- Back To The Future Part II
- Quickmeme
- Space Exploration
- Nebula Spotting
- Dalmatians
- Labrador Retrievers
- Bulldogs
- German Shepherds
- Standard Schnuazers
- Any Breed Of Dog, Really
- Euphemisms
- Innuendos
- Sexual Appliances
- Dog Parks
- Cat Videos
- Counting Christopher Walken Forehead Wrinkles
- Sneezing Outside
- Slot Machines
- Ponies
- Steak Fat
- Borat
- eBay
- Sweet Peppers
- Breaking Bad On Netflix
- Provolone Cheese
- Candy Necklaces
- Key West
- Threat Of Martian Invasion
- Nearly Any Song By Lonely Island
- Star Wars Trilogy
- Fossils
- Hungry Hungry Hippos
- Premium Gasoline
- Spotify
- GPS
- Louis C.K. Comedy Specials
- Nick Nolte Mugshots
- Terrariums
- Water Parks
- Nanotechnology
- Eastbay Magazines From 1995
- Online Banking
- Mr. Wizard Clips On YouTube
- Farts That Sound Like Questions
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
- Moon Bounce Rentals
- Planters Nuts
- Planters Nuts Spilled Into A Moon Bounce Rental
- Big ‘N’ Rich
- Greek Mythology
- Sal Fasano’s Facial Hair
- Just 4 Men Touch Of Gray
- CrossFit
- Catch Phrase
- Apples To Apples
- Cards Against Humanity
- Wireless Internet
- Hot Tubs
- Picnic Baskets
- Lasers
- The Deep End Of A Swimming Pool
- Animal Shelters
- Animal Crackers
- Tosh.0
- Chocolate Milk
- Drunk Karaoke
- Personalized Coasters
- NFL RedZone
- Tom Brady’s Hair
- Pictures Of Grumpy Cat
- Highly Insulated Hair Straighteners
- Sim City
- Waxed and Flavored Dental Floss
- Random Celebrity Sightings
- Helipads
- Cheese Balls
- Cheese Curls
- Swiss Army Knives
- Five Star Hotels
- Malcolm Gladwell Books
- Gary Busey Movies
- Crayons and a Kids Menu at a Restaurant That Offers a Kids Menu and Crayons
- XBox 360
- Knurled Steering Wheels
- Kettle Corn
- Candy Corn
- Candy Corn Oreos
- Corn On The Cob
- Computer Mice
- Dune Buggies
- Speed Boats
- Adult Kickball
- Catapults
- Online Shopping
- RHCP Tours
- Satellite Radio
- Hypo-Allergenic Fabric
- E-Z Pass
- Hall Effect Sensors
- RFID Chips
- Vegetables That Steam In The Bag
- Lion Cubs
- Puns
- Wikipedia
- Madonna’s ‘Like A Prayer’ Music Video
- The Right to a Jury of Your Peers
- Patrick Duffy
- Shark Week
- Broadway
- The Simpsons
- Family Guy
- Keurig Coffee Brewers
- Acoustic Guitars
- Fog Machines
- Fishing Tackle
- Bullet-proof Vests
- Penis Nicknames
- Converse All-Stars
- Television Infomercials
- Amazon.com
- DNA Sequencing
- The San Diego Zoo
- Han Solo Figurines
- Six Sigma Business Management Strategy
- ESPN 30 for 30 Documentaries
- Skeleton Keys
- Universal Studios In Orlando, Florida
- NES Power Pad
- Free Food Samples
- Dyson Products
- Playoff Baseball
- Little Golden Books
- 4G LTE
- The Story Of Batman
- Tranquil Streams
- UPS Deliveries
- Eddie Van Halen Guitar Solos
- TI-83 Calculators
- Fish Finders
- Gummy Vitamins
- 2012 Apple Stock
- Amish Potato Salad
- Giant Tic-Tac-Toe Tiles
- Hooded Sweatshirts
- Ice Arenas
- Central Park
- Will Perdue
- Golden Grahams
- Fight Club, by: Chuck Palahniuk
- Sears
- The Walking Dead on AMC
- Chinese Proverbs
- Sidewalk Chalk
- Allen Fieldhouse
- Telescopes
- Kaleidoscopes
- Kiddie Pools
- Listerine
- The Bloomin’ Onion
- Full Moons
- Full Tank
- Full Belly
- Being the First One to Solve a Wheel-Of-Fortune Puzzle
- Summer Vacation
- Pete And Pete
- High Thread Count
- Tube City
- Dan Marino
- Monopoly With Electronic Banking
- Lambeau Field
- Mountain Biking
- Duct Tape
- HD Projectors
- Culver’s Concrete Mixers
- Ms. Pac-Man
- NES Emulators
- Ski Resorts
- Girl Scout Cookies
- Heart Transplants
- Pool Tables
- Saved By The Bell
- George Carlin Opening Acts
- Big Macs
- Jet Packs
Even though you still may feel nudged to publish your opinion, and feel that you shouldn’t just lay down to prospective policy makers without letting your voice be heard, let’s not forget that things really aren’t that bad.
