236 Things Far Better Than Arguing Political Viewpoints On Facebook



All forms of media are getting too long-winded for TWID's taste. So let's forget the prose and preamble and just get to this list of 236:

  1. Curly Fries
  2. Wooded Trails
  3. Bubble Wrap
  4. Wireless Surround Sound Speakers
  5. Sam Adams Cherry Wheat
  6. Baseball Stadiums
  7. Dolphins Flipping
  8. Go-Karts
  9. Grizzly Bears
  10. Fat Kids Dressed Up On Halloween
  11. MacGyver's Haircut
  12. Google TV
  13. Google
  14. Dessert Wine
  15. Pumpkin Pie
  16. Kayaking
  17. White Water Rafting
  18. Tubing Down A Lazy River
  19. Scotch
  20. Scratching An Itch
  21. iPads
  22. Getting Bored and Drinking Edible Sex Lubricant
  23. Smartphones
  24. Reliable Staplers
  25. Free Legal Pads
  26. Thong Sandals
  27. Wilt Chamberlain Stories
  28. BS Reports
  29. Craig Kilborn in Old School
  30. ATV’s
  31. 80” LED HDTV’S
  32. Storage Containers
  33. Puppies
  34. Alex Trebek’s Once Relentless Mustache
  35. Bulk Pack Of Nutter Butters
  36. Southpark Season 10 DVD
  37. Gmail
  38. Now 27
  39. Now 4
  40. Now 11
  41. Nipple Slips
  42. British Mischief
  43. Draught Beer
  44. Telemundo
  45. Numbers Higher Than 11
  46. Disgruntled Raccoons
  47. The Rainforests
  48. Potato Cannons
  49. Gross Volumes Of Confetti
  50. Macaroni And Cheese
  51. Back To The Future Part II
  52. Quickmeme
  53. Reddit
  54. Space Exploration
  55. Nebula Spotting
  56. Dalmatians
  57. Labrador Retrievers
  58. Bulldogs
  59. German Shepherds
  60. Standard Schnuazers
  61. Any Breed Of Dog, Really
  62. Euphemisms
  63. Innuendos
  64. Sexual Appliances
  65. Dog Parks
  66. Cat Videos
  67. Counting Christopher Walken Forehead Wrinkles
  68. Sneezing Outside
  69. Slot Machines
  70. Ponies
  71. Steak Fat
  72. Borat
  73. eBay
  74. Sweet Peppers
  75. Breaking Bad On Netflix
  76. Provolone Cheese
  77. Candy Necklaces
  78. Key West
  79. Threat Of Martian Invasion
  80. Nearly Any Song By Lonely Island
  81. Star Wars Trilogy
  82. Fossils
  83. Hungry Hungry Hippos
  84. Premium Gasoline
  85. Spotify
  86. GPS
  87. Louis C.K. Comedy Specials
  88. Nick Nolte Mugshots
  89. Terrariums
  90. Water Parks
  91. Nanotechnology 
  92. Eastbay Magazines From 1995
  93. Online Banking
  94. Mr. Wizard Clips On YouTube
  95. Farts That Sound Like Questions
  96. Ace Ventura:  Pet Detective
  97. Moon Bounce Rentals
  98. Planters Nuts
  99. Planters Nuts Spilled Into A Moon Bounce Rental
  100. Big ‘N’ Rich
  101. Greek Mythology
  102. Sal Fasano’s Facial Hair
  103. Just 4 Men Touch Of Gray
  104. CrossFit
  105. Catch Phrase
  106. Apples To Apples
  107. Cards Against Humanity
  108. Wireless Internet
  109. Hot Tubs
  110. Picnic Baskets
  111. Lasers
  112. The Deep End Of A Swimming Pool
  113. Animal Shelters
  114. Animal Crackers
  115. Tosh.0
  116. Chocolate Milk
  117. Drunk Karaoke
  118. Personalized Coasters
  119. NFL RedZone
  120. Tom Brady’s Hair
  121. Pictures Of Grumpy Cat
  122. Highly Insulated Hair Straighteners
  123. Sim City
  124. Waxed and Flavored Dental Floss
  125. Random Celebrity Sightings
  126. Helipads
  127. Cheese Balls
  128. Cheese Curls
  129. Swiss Army Knives
  130. Five Star Hotels
  131. Malcolm Gladwell Books
  132. Gary Busey Movies
  133. Crayons and a Kids Menu at a Restaurant That Offers a Kids Menu and Crayons
  134. XBox 360
  135. Knurled Steering Wheels
  136. Kettle Corn
  137. Candy Corn
  138. Candy Corn Oreos
  139. Corn On The Cob
  140. Computer Mice
  141. Dune Buggies
  142. Speed Boats
  143. Adult Kickball
  144. Catapults
  145. Online Shopping
  146. RHCP Tours
  147. Satellite Radio
  148. Hypo-Allergenic Fabric
  149. E-Z Pass
  150. Hall Effect Sensors
  151. RFID Chips
  152. Vegetables That Steam In The Bag
  153. Lion Cubs
  154. Puns
  155. Wikipedia
  156. Madonna’s ‘Like A Prayer’ Music Video
  157. The Right to a Jury of Your Peers
  158. Patrick Duffy
  159. Shark Week
  160. Broadway
  161. The Simpsons
  162. Family Guy
  163. Keurig Coffee Brewers
  164. Twitter
  165. Acoustic Guitars
  166. Fog Machines
  167. Fishing Tackle
  168. Bullet-proof Vests
  169. Penis Nicknames
  170. Converse All-Stars
  171. Television Infomercials
  172. Amazon.com
  173. DNA Sequencing
  174. The San Diego Zoo
  175. Han Solo Figurines
  176. Six Sigma Business Management Strategy
  177. ESPN 30 for 30 Documentaries
  178. Skeleton Keys
  179. Universal Studios In Orlando, Florida
  180. NES Power Pad
  181. Free Food Samples
  182. Dyson Products
  183. Playoff Baseball
  184. Little Golden Books
  185. 4G LTE
  186. The Story Of Batman
  187. Tranquil Streams
  188. UPS Deliveries
  189. Eddie Van Halen Guitar Solos
  190. TI-83 Calculators
  191. Fish Finders
  192. Gummy Vitamins
  193. 2012 Apple Stock
  194. Amish Potato Salad
  195. Giant Tic-Tac-Toe Tiles
  196. Hooded Sweatshirts
  197. Ice Arenas
  198. Central Park
  199. Will Perdue
  200. Golden Grahams
  201. Fight Club, by: Chuck Palahniuk
  202. Sears
  203. The Walking Dead on AMC
  204. Chinese Proverbs
  205. Sidewalk Chalk
  206. Allen Fieldhouse
  207. Telescopes
  208. Kaleidoscopes
  209. Kiddie Pools
  210. Listerine
  211. The Bloomin’ Onion
  212. Full Moons
  213. Full Tank
  214. Full Belly
  215. Being the First One to Solve a Wheel-Of-Fortune Puzzle
  216. Summer Vacation
  217. Pete And Pete
  218. High Thread Count
  219. Tube City
  220. Dan Marino
  221. Monopoly With Electronic Banking
  222. Lambeau Field
  223. Mountain Biking
  224. Duct Tape
  225. HD Projectors
  226. Culver’s Concrete Mixers
  227. Ms. Pac-Man
  228. NES Emulators
  229. Ski Resorts
  230. Girl Scout Cookies
  231. Heart Transplants
  232. Pool Tables
  233. Saved By The Bell
  234. George Carlin Opening Acts
  235. Big Macs
  236. Jet Packs


Even though you still may feel nudged to publish your opinion, and feel that you shouldn’t just lay down to prospective policy makers without letting your voice be heard, let’s not forget that things really aren’t that bad. 

Hell, I just proposed 236 things that are much more fulfilling than drowning in a sea of rants about things that we don’t already have.


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