Here you go, Dude. We bequeath upon you our library of original Fantasy Football team names for you to choose.
We apologize that we couldn't also bequeath an algorithm that generates these things, but we did endow them with snazzy bold italics.
Illegal Touchers
Obscene Jesters
Moves Like Jager
Dan Marino's Talented Spawn
Richard Gere Is Here!
Styx and Stones
The Lifetime Originals
Exploding Bar Tabs
Between The Hashtags
Meats and Cheeses
19th Century Barbers
The Wilder Side of Laura Ingalls
Sandusky And Friends (After School Special)
BAC To The Future
Inuit To Win It
Nittany Lyin'
Springsteen Candles
Chris Johnson Owes Me Money
Some Rhymes Have All The Pun
Tebowners
Peanut Butter and Smelly
4th and Gestation
98 Degrees of Bieber Fever
Red, White, and Belligerent
Dishonest Canadians
Broken Gnomes
Kansas City Queefs
OchoStinko
Elton John Stamos
Drafted a Kicker Before Round 7
D.U.I. of The Tiger
For more team names and/or hotline advice, check out these HYPERlinks:
http://www.faniq.com/blog/32-Clever-Fantasy-Football-Team-Names-Blog-54116
http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/9185/the-12-types-of-fantasy-football-team-names
http://pbody5205.hubpages.com/hub/101-Fantasy-Football-Team-Names
And here is Jason Sehorn's contact info: https://twitter.com/Jason_Sehorn